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There are two hands that can beat a royal flush...

Started by Spooky, December 23, 2008, 04:20:19 PM

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Spooky

December 23, 2008, 04:20:19 PM
...Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand.

Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never "attempts" murder.

Jack Bauer's sperm come in 9mm, .40, and 12 gauge slug.

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/
And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling.

Spooky

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December 24, 2008, 09:24:16 AM
Every time Jack Bauer sayes "Son of a bitch" a new CTU agent is born.
And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling.
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