4.9! tonight! tonight!

[Consigliere5]

Six new hours of "Lost" unfurl over five Thursdays:

4.9 (tonight) The Shape of Things To Come (Linus-centric).
4.10 (May 1) Something Nice Back Home (Shephard-centric).
4.11 (May Cabin Fever (Locke-centric).
4.12 (May 15) There's No Place Like Home I (non-centric).
4.13 (May 29) There's No Place Like Home II (non-centric).
4.14 (May 29) There's No Place Like Home III (non-centric).

ABC says of tonight's installent: [SPOILERS]
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Locke's camp comes under attack, and Jack tries to discover the identity of a body that has washed ashore. Guest starring are Ken Leung as Miles, Jeremy Davies as Daniel Faraday, Rebecca Mader as Charlotte, Sam Anderson as Bernard, Tania Raymonde as Alex, Alan Dale as Charles Widmore, Marc Vann as doctor, Kevin Durand as Keamy, Yetide Badaki as desk clerk, Kaveh Kardan as merchant, Faran Tahir as Ishmael Bakir and Sean Douglas Hoban as Doug.

for some spoilers [in invisotext], go here:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/36512

[TinkTanker]

Danke for the info and reminder.

[Spooky]

Tania Raymonde

She needs her own TV show!

[TinkTanker]

Hard to believe that was Malcolm's girlfriend on Malcolm in the Middle.

[Spooky]

Hard to believe that was Malcolm's girlfriend on Malcolm in the Middle.

She's grown up to be quite stunning eh?

[TinkTanker]

When she first showed up on LOST I *knew* I had seen her somewhere else and I had to IMDB her.

She's a looker.

[Spooky]

I won't be able to watch tonight so please don't spoil it. Thank you! 'cause if you do.... 

[TinkTanker]

I won't be able to watch tonight so please don't spoil it. Thank you! 'cause if you do.... 

Ben reveals the secret of the island, Smokey, the time dilation aspects, the significance of the numbers, why Walt talks backwards with a mouthful of water, who Jacob is, who is in the cabin with Jacob, how Locke can walk, and the secret of the four-toed statue. Then they run the opening credits and go to commercial. 

[Pearl@32]

You know, Sawyer is *really* annoying with his little nicknames. And this is how I would rewrite, a-la South Park:

EXAMPLE

BROOKE SHIELDS
I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon.

(Terrance smacks Brooke Shields.)

LOST REWRITE

HURLEY
We're all gonna die.

SAWYER
Calm down, Chicken Little. The sky isn't falling yet.

(Hurley smacks Sawyer.)

[Pearl@32]

Yep, definitely having a party when this show ends. *YAWN*

(but yes, still watching)