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Title: There are two hands that can beat a royal flush...
Post by: Spooky on December 23, 2008, 04:20:19 PM

...Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand.

Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never "attempts" murder.

Jack Bauer's sperm come in 9mm, .40, and 12 gauge slug.

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Title: Re: There are two hands that can beat a royal flush...
Post by: Spooky on December 24, 2008, 09:24:16 AM

Every time Jack Bauer sayes "Son of a bitch" a new CTU agent is born.

Ten Percent of Nuthin'

Special Hell => Off the Air => TV Talk => 24 => Topic started by: Spooky on December 23, 2008, 04:20:19 PM